
I looked at her kind of puzzled and asked, "Do they usually taste like something?"
Once again, not a drop of guile anywhere, she answered, "Yes."
I quizzed her further, "What do they usually taste like?"
"Boogers."
Now, let me tell you, I try to make it a habit to not laugh at my children when they are serious about something, but I couldn't keep a straight face through this one. I was trying not to die laughing!