Libby Lines

"Why did he call it sleep corn? I'm awake and I'm eating it." (sleep=sweet)

"I'm being a herbivore tonight."
~What do herbivores eat?
"Plants."
http://www.pbskids.org/ gets credit for that one, not me.

"Why is it ok for me to go on the porch with just my underwear, but you can't? Is it because you're...fat?"

Those are just a few. I am having a brain block and can't remember the rest.