Milk...It Does a Booty Good

I like to buy my milk at Sam's. It's nice and cheap. Today, it was even cheaper than normal. They had a new brand and I only paid $2.44 for fat free milk. As I pulled my milk jugs out of the store refrigerator, though, I had to giggle because the jugs looked funny. They were taller and thinner than normal jugs. Anyway, I called Chris to tell him about the milk when I was in the van with both girls. At the end of the conversation I said something along the lines of "milk is milk, it all comes from a cow" and then we said goodbye. As I was hanging up Libby said, "You're right, you're right. Milk does come from a cow. It comes from it's butt."